Sigmabvag is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, charitable lion.

Sigmabvag created the Sunflower Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sigmabvag, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Sigmabvag, he will be very unhappy.

Sigmabvag's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Sigmabvag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

3. Always help sick voles.

4. Never wear hats.

5. Never sit in the presence of great tits.