Sigmabvag is a god.
He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, charitable
lion.
Sigmabvag created the Sunflower Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Sigmabvag, he will be very happy.
If you do not believe in
Sigmabvag, he will be very unhappy.
Sigmabvag's most sacred site is Taktser in China.
Sigmabvag's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
2. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.
3. Always help sick voles.
4. Never wear hats.
5. Never sit in the presence of great tits.