Kamhungebstig is a god.
It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, merciful
scorpion.
Kamhungebstig created energy two trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Kamhungebstig, it will ignore you.
If you do not believe in
Kamhungebstig, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.
Kamhungebstig's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.
Kamhungebstig's Holy Commandments1. Never wear black boots.
2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
3. Never talk about black holes.
4. Kamhungebstig loves horses, so they must be respected.
5. Never mention ducks.