Bogtafpin is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, irritating snail.

Bogtafpin created tapeworms two years ago.

If you believe in Bogtafpin, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bogtafpin, it will jump up and down on your head.

Bogtafpin's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Bogtafpin's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about comets.

2. You must love Bogtafpin.

3. Do not kill ants.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Bogtafpin loves otters, so they must be respected.