Yimbidtap is a god.
He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, contented
gnu.
Yimbidtap created life three billion years ago.
If you believe in
Yimbidtap, he will make you lucky.
If you do not believe in
Yimbidtap, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.
Yimbidtap's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.
Yimbidtap's Holy Commandments1. Always make sure there are no sheep in a building before entering it.
2. Do not commit murder.
3. Never hurt snails.
4. Yimbidtap loves grasshopers, so they must be respected.
5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Yimbidtap.