Yimbidtap is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, contented gnu.

Yimbidtap created life three billion years ago.

If you believe in Yimbidtap, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Yimbidtap, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Yimbidtap's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Yimbidtap's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no sheep in a building before entering it.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never hurt snails.

4. Yimbidtap loves grasshopers, so they must be respected.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Yimbidtap.