Farlisthen is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, benevolent newt.

Farlisthen created the planet Venus two years ago.

If you believe in Farlisthen, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Farlisthen, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Farlisthen's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Farlisthen's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat doves with great respect.

2. Never skip in holy places.

3. Never eat bananas.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Farlisthen.

5. Never mention ants.