Cibtitgub is a god.
He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, emotional
warg.
Cibtitgub created the Black Eye Galaxy five thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Cibtitgub, he will answer your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Cibtitgub, he will refuse to believe in you.
Cibtitgub's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.
Cibtitgub's Holy Commandments1. Never feed nuts to pigs while wearing green scarves.
2. Never think about gravity.
3. Always help mites in need.
4. Never eat bark.
5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.