Cibtitgub is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, emotional warg.

Cibtitgub created the Black Eye Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cibtitgub, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cibtitgub, he will refuse to believe in you.

Cibtitgub's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Cibtitgub's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed nuts to pigs while wearing green scarves.

2. Never think about gravity.

3. Always help mites in need.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.