Kimsab is a god.
He takes the form of a giant, passionate
ferret.
Kimsab created a photon five thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Kimsab, he will grant you eternal life.
If you do not believe in
Kimsab, he will torture you forever.
Kimsab's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.
Kimsab's Holy Commandments1. Never wear blue stockings.
2. Always obey Kimsab's priests.
3. Always stare at clouds.
4. Feed all hungry swans.
5. Never wear rings.