Taglimripdot Satgabbed is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, tranquil aardvark.

Taglimripdot Satgabbed created the Tadpole Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Taglimripdot Satgabbed, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Taglimripdot Satgabbed, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Taglimripdot Satgabbed's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Taglimripdot Satgabbed's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

2. Feed all hungry ants.

3. Never wear boots.

4. Geese are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Put Taglimripdot Satgabbed first in all things.