Kenkom is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, proud lobster.

Kenkom created humanity three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kenkom, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Kenkom, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Kenkom's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Kenkom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill swans.

2. Always help dolphins in need.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never bounce in the presence of mice.