Sithapnarl Sawflanmin is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, happy monkey.

Sithapnarl Sawflanmin created the Cigar Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sithapnarl Sawflanmin, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Sithapnarl Sawflanmin, it will turn you into a duck.

Sithapnarl Sawflanmin's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Sithapnarl Sawflanmin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

5. Do not cook food in pots.