Stannibdit is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, strong fish.

Stannibdit created the Andromeda Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stannibdit, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Stannibdit, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Stannibdit's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Stannibdit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never wear brown hats.

5. You must pray to Stannibdit eight times a day.