Bimfumtun is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, intelligent goblin.

Bimfumtun created the Cigar Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bimfumtun, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Bimfumtun, it will come to you in dreams.

Bimfumtun's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Bimfumtun's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Always obey Bimfumtun's priests.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never think about amino acids.