Sawrut is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, conceited eagle.

Sawrut created the cosmos two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sawrut, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Sawrut, it will turn you into a mouse.

Sawrut's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Sawrut's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Never sing in the presence of sheep.

3. Always look after injured snails.

4. Never run near shrews.

5. Never think ill of sick swans.