Vogtitnulbegmip is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, unjust swan.

Vogtitnulbegmip created the solar system seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vogtitnulbegmip, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Vogtitnulbegmip, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Vogtitnulbegmip's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Vogtitnulbegmip's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never talk about amino acids.

3. Geese are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Fast once a month.