Tabmanvad is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, wise ferret.

Tabmanvad created viruses six billion years ago.

If you believe in Tabmanvad, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Tabmanvad, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Tabmanvad's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Tabmanvad's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Tabmanvad.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Always obey Tabmanvad's priests.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Tabmanvad loves swans, so they must be respected.