Linpiglit is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, caring fairy.

Linpiglit created a photon six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Linpiglit, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Linpiglit, she will torture you forever.

Linpiglit's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Linpiglit's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a room before entering it.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never think ill of sick capybaras.