Jamabhin is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, compassionate dryad.

Jamabhin created the solar system four years ago.

If you believe in Jamabhin, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Jamabhin, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Jamabhin's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Jamabhin's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never go into black rooms.

3. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

4. Hide if six birds approach from the west.

5. You must pray to Jamabhin three times a day.