Genbodmit is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, competent troll.

Genbodmit created Europe five million years ago.

If you believe in Genbodmit, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Genbodmit, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Genbodmit's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Genbodmit's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Do not wear silver on your body.

3. Erect eight nickel sculptures of Genbodmit on top of important buildings.

4. Retreat if four monkeys approach from the east.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.