Siscamsaf is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, witless shrew.

Siscamsaf created a bottom quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Siscamsaf, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Siscamsaf, she will cry a lot.

Siscamsaf's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Siscamsaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about amino acids.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.