Kinsidgepyarbamnil is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, quiet alligator.

Kinsidgepyarbamnil created the Tadpole Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kinsidgepyarbamnil, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Kinsidgepyarbamnil, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Kinsidgepyarbamnil's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Kinsidgepyarbamnil's Holy Commandments

1. Kinsidgepyarbamnil loves gulls, so they must be honoured.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never run in holy places.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never pour water over plants.