Sityiklun is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, selfish goblin.

Sityiklun created light twelve years ago.

If you believe in Sityiklun, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Sityiklun, she will destroy your home solar system.

Sityiklun's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Sityiklun's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no ants in a building before entering it.

2. Never hurt sharks.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not kill mice.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.