Zodpopgub is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, deceitful mongoose.

Zodpopgub created Africa two years ago.

If you believe in Zodpopgub, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Zodpopgub, it will be very unhappy.

Zodpopgub's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Zodpopgub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Zodpopgub's name in vain.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never talk about moons.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never play with disobedient children.