Nuttgigcan is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, fast centaur.

Nuttgigcan created Europe four years ago.

If you believe in Nuttgigcan, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Nuttgigcan, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Nuttgigcan's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Nuttgigcan's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at nebulae.

2. Never wear orange hats.

3. Always obey Nuttgigcan's priests.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Nuttgigcan.