Hugmidfub is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, annoying capybara.

Hugmidfub created time and space four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hugmidfub, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Hugmidfub, it will be very sad.

Hugmidfub's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Hugmidfub's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no gulls in a room before entering it.

2. Hugmidfub loves voles, so they must be respected.

3. Never talk about gravity.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Feed all hungry sharks.