Jatbenvad is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, impressive troll.

Jatbenvad created humanity eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jatbenvad, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Jatbenvad, she will turn you into a plant.

Jatbenvad's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Jatbenvad's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Do not laugh in public.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Erect eight iron sculptures of Jatbenvad on top of important buildings.