Latyarpnull is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, calm hippopotamus.

Latyarpnull created parasitic wasps two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Latyarpnull, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Latyarpnull, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Latyarpnull's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Latyarpnull's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large copper sculpture of Latyarpnull on top of all buildings.

2. Do not hurt cats.

3. Never eat melons.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.