Loppadjin is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, witless dog.

Loppadjin created viruses five billion years ago.

If you believe in Loppadjin, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Loppadjin, he will make you grow a tail.

Loppadjin's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Loppadjin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never wear coats.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Always treat birds with great respect.

5. Loppadjin loves eagles, so they must be honoured.