Sognarpom is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, slow monkey.

Sognarpom created an up quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sognarpom, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Sognarpom, he will be very unhappy.

Sognarpom's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Sognarpom's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about black holes.

2. You must love Sognarpom.

3. Never feed lentils to snails while wearing yellow trousers.

4. Never paint your feet black.

5. Never eat apples.