Buslimlun is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, charitable elephant.

Buslimlun created silver five billion years ago.

If you believe in Buslimlun, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Buslimlun, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Buslimlun's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Buslimlun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear carbon on your body.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate cats.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not drink alcohol.