Vagdib is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, thoughtless hedgehog.

Vagdib created a quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Vagdib, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Vagdib, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Vagdib's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Vagdib's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into green rooms.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never feed spinach to porpoises while wearing white corsets.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Hide if five great tits approach from the north.