Ranbogtap is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, self-assured dog.

Ranbogtap created a bottom quark two years ago.

If you believe in Ranbogtap, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Ranbogtap, he will turn you into a snail.

Ranbogtap's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Ranbogtap's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never write about galaxies.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

4. Never talk about planets.

5. Always pray immersed in water.