Popnibcuss Parkcet is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, blissful wasp.

Popnibcuss Parkcet created the Small Magellanic Cloud four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Popnibcuss Parkcet, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Popnibcuss Parkcet, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Popnibcuss Parkcet's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Popnibcuss Parkcet's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Put Popnibcuss Parkcet first in all things.

3. Do not wear gray clothing.

4. Never wear shirts.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.