Yarpdidbat is a god.

It takes the form of a small, clever horse.

Yarpdidbat created the Virgo Supercluster two million years ago.

If you believe in Yarpdidbat, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Yarpdidbat, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Yarpdidbat's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Yarpdidbat's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Run away if three mice approach from the south.

4. Never feed oranges to porpoises while wearing mauve rings.

5. Always look after injured monkeys.