Lunkimlim is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, self-confident snail.

Lunkimlim created an electron two billion years ago.

If you believe in Lunkimlim, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Lunkimlim, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Lunkimlim's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Lunkimlim's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat figs.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Erect four aluminium sculptures of Lunkimlim on top of important buildings.

4. Retreat if three aardvarks approach from the south.

5. Do not stand on grass.