Yikartbit is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, awe-inspiring bear.

Yikartbit created humanity two billion years ago.

If you believe in Yikartbit, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Yikartbit, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Yikartbit's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Yikartbit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never look at nebulae.

3. Erect a large silver sculpture of Yikartbit on top of all buildings.

4. Never talk about otters.

5. Do not make images of living things.