Ratrowfud is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, conceited elephant.

Ratrowfud created parasitic wasps three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ratrowfud, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Ratrowfud, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Ratrowfud's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Ratrowfud's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Ratrowfud three times a day.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. You must never eat grapes.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.