Veencatnurl is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, ruthless hummingbird.

Veencatnurl created the cosmos three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Veencatnurl, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Veencatnurl, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Veencatnurl's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Veencatnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed strawberries to horses while wearing blue shorts.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not trade with those who eat limes.