Geplitrul is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, conceited mole.

Geplitrul created light three billion years ago.

If you believe in Geplitrul, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Geplitrul, it will remove you from existence.

Geplitrul's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Geplitrul's Holy Commandments

1. Geplitrul loves ants, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not shave your feet.

3. Do not take Geplitrul's name in vain.

4. Never bounce in holy places.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.