Wababdag Legripquat is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, amazing crow.

Wababdag Legripquat created oxygen five million years ago.

If you believe in Wababdag Legripquat, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Wababdag Legripquat, it will turn you into a frog.

Wababdag Legripquat's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Wababdag Legripquat's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about gravity.

2. Never hurt horses.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Wababdag Legripquat.

4. Always make sure there are no otters in a building before entering it.

5. Never talk about mites.