Popdavcud is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, overgenerous alligator.

Popdavcud created a photon five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Popdavcud, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Popdavcud, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Popdavcud's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Popdavcud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never write about gravity.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not hurt mites.

5. Always look after injured moths.