Pogquartneg is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, boastful fox.

Pogquartneg created the planet Earth five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pogquartneg, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Pogquartneg, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Pogquartneg's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Pogquartneg's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate foxes.

2. Always obey Pogquartneg's priests.

3. Put Pogquartneg first in all things.

4. Never look at black holes.

5. Do not wear carbon on your body.