Cuthivcid Wegtomab Dapnurlmap is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, selfish whale.

Cuthivcid Wegtomab Dapnurlmap created viruses twelve years ago.

If you believe in Cuthivcid Wegtomab Dapnurlmap, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Cuthivcid Wegtomab Dapnurlmap, she will remove you from existence.

Cuthivcid Wegtomab Dapnurlmap's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Cuthivcid Wegtomab Dapnurlmap's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick tapirs.

2. Always help sick horses.

3. You must never eat beans.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always help pigs in need.