Besstikhub is a god.
He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, bad-tempered
warg.
Besstikhub created the planet Jupiter six million years ago.
If you believe in
Besstikhub, he will be very happy.
If you do not believe in
Besstikhub, he will turn you into a sparrow.
Besstikhub's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.
Besstikhub's Holy Commandments1. Do not listen to music.
2. Never look at nebulae.
3. Never eat green fruit.
4. You must pray to Besstikhub three times a day.
5. Never hurt grasshopers.