Besstikhub is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, bad-tempered warg.

Besstikhub created the planet Jupiter six million years ago.

If you believe in Besstikhub, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Besstikhub, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Besstikhub's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Besstikhub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never look at nebulae.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. You must pray to Besstikhub three times a day.

5. Never hurt grasshopers.