Jamwadyat is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, passionate dolphin.

Jamwadyat created humankind eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jamwadyat, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Jamwadyat, he will send you a sign.

Jamwadyat's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Jamwadyat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about beans.

2. Never talk about voles.

3. Run away if nine gulls approach from the east.

4. Do not kill seals.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.
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