Quafpodmumhudgofruttomtcit is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, uncaring donkey.

Quafpodmumhudgofruttomtcit created the Sol system three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quafpodmumhudgofruttomtcit, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Quafpodmumhudgofruttomtcit, it will turn you into a hamster.

Quafpodmumhudgofruttomtcit's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Quafpodmumhudgofruttomtcit's Holy Commandments

1. Put Quafpodmumhudgofruttomtcit first in all things.

2. Do not speak about figs.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Erect a large lead sculpture of Quafpodmumhudgofruttomtcit on top of all buildings.