Loggedton is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, contented manatee.

Loggedton created oxygen nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Loggedton, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Loggedton, it will come to you in dreams.

Loggedton's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Loggedton's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Do not hurt otters.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never eat bark.