Sugkamquag is a god.
He takes the form of a giant, overgenerous
dragon.
Sugkamquag created Mount Everest six billion years ago.
If you believe in
Sugkamquag, he will give you great power.
If you do not believe in
Sugkamquag, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.
Sugkamquag's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.
Sugkamquag's Holy Commandments1. Do not laugh in public.
2. Never write about the strong nuclear force.
3. Respect your elders.
4. Put Sugkamquag first in all things.
5. Do not listen to music.