Komtettifot is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, self-confident centipede.

Komtettifot created humankind six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Komtettifot, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Komtettifot, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Komtettifot's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Komtettifot's Holy Commandments

1. Always help capybaras.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not shave your arms.

4. Komtettifot loves geese, so they must be honoured.

5. Always pray immersed in water.