Sogvidtettibod is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, omnipotent badger.

Sogvidtettibod created energy four years ago.

If you believe in Sogvidtettibod, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Sogvidtettibod, it will turn you into a duck.

Sogvidtettibod's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Sogvidtettibod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never mention grasshopers.

5. Do not wear brown clothing.