Kikpibcinbutciprutt is a god.
It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, unthinking
cow.
Kikpibcinbutciprutt created life seven billion years ago.
If you believe in
Kikpibcinbutciprutt, it will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Kikpibcinbutciprutt, it will throw large rocks at you.
Kikpibcinbutciprutt's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.
Kikpibcinbutciprutt's Holy Commandments1. You must pray to Kikpibcinbutciprutt three times a day.
2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
4. You must never eat peanuts.
5. Never wear corsets.