Kikpibcinbutciprutt is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, unthinking cow.

Kikpibcinbutciprutt created life seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Kikpibcinbutciprutt, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Kikpibcinbutciprutt, it will throw large rocks at you.

Kikpibcinbutciprutt's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Kikpibcinbutciprutt's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Kikpibcinbutciprutt three times a day.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. You must never eat peanuts.

5. Never wear corsets.